Yeah, this site is dead. I haven't made any changes to it in three years, and I don't plan to make any in the future. I was going to take the whole thing down, but hey, what the hell. I know this site is pretty popular for the thousands of displaced former Hazleton residents who are looking for some information about the area. I also know that current Hazleton residents get a laugh out of coming here and browsing around. For that reason, I'm keeping the site up.
It's not even that I don't have the time anymore, I just don't care. I'm not going to constantly update the "You're From Hazleton If..." list, because it's just about reached its limit of potentially funny entries. It's "jumped the shark", so to speak.
I'd like to thank you, the loyal visitor to the site, for stopping by. You can still e-mail me at firstname.lastname@example.org, although I only check it every other week or so.
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